Series 1 Episode 1
Written By: Chandler
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Okay here it is, Ive been putting it off for months but Im gonna start it now, this is my Friends Fanfic. Which Im calling Friends2, I know Im starting to write Fanfic a bit late but Ive written a couple of other episodes: The One With The Mad Dog, The One Where Dr. Ramoray Lives and The One At The Beach Part II, which you can also read on my site. Since its June, 99 and Friends has finished with its finale the One In Vegas Part I and II (screened in one hour long episode) Im going to write my Fanfic starting with The One In Vegas Part III. Ive included a little recap at the start of the episode so enjoy my first episode, I hope you like it, (I dont really though).
[Scene: The Craps Table, Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around.]
Monica: (shaking the dice) A new pair of shoes for the Chan-Chan man! (Rolls the dice.) Yes!
Chandler: Yes! I've-I've never seen a roll like this in my life!
Monica: That's right baby! Okay, what do I want now?
Chandler: Okay, ah umm, ah, a 8. Ah, a 6?
Monica: Pick a number! That is your only job!
Chandler: 8. 8!
Monica: Thank you!
Chandler: If you get this one, we buy everybody here a steak dinner!
The Croupier: 8!
Monica: (To Chandler) We're not really gonna buy these people steak dinners are we?
Monica: Okay, good! Okay, what do I want now?
Chandler: Ahh, ooh, try a hard 8.
Chandler: Two fours.
Monica: Okay. (Rolls the dice)
The Croupier: 8!:
A Drunken Gambler: (To Chandler) Don't you let her go! You're a lucky guy!
Chandler: Thank you, Mister Drunken Gambler! Okay, you get this and uh, we get the biggest suite in the place! (Everyone cheers) Wait-wait-wait-wait! We (motions to Monica and him.) get the biggest suite in the place.
Monica: All right, biggest suite in the place. Come on! (Rolls the dice.)
Chandler: (sees the roll) Yes!! I love you! I can't even remember what we were fighting about!
Monica: Oh, that's because I had lunch with RichMe neither! Okay, what do I want now?
Chandler: Another hard 8
Monica: Hard 8?! We should call it easy 8!
Chandler: Okay, okay, I tell you what. You roll another hard eight; (pause) and we get married here tonight.
Drunken Gambler: Go! Come on! Roll!
Monica: Shut up!! It just got interesting!
Monica: What did you just say?
Chandler: You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight.
Monica: Are you serious?!
Chandler: Yes! I love you! I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.
Monica: I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.
Chandler: Okay, so if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it! What do you say?
Chandler: Okay! Come on! Let's go! All right!
(She rolls the dice, but one bounces out of the table.)
Chandler: (spots one) Okay! That's a four! And where-where's the other one?
Drunken Gambler: It went under the table.
Monica: Nobody move! (To Chandler) Okay, you look that way; I'll look this way!
Chandler: All right!
(He searches to his right; she searches to her left. They're both on their hands and knees when they spot the die. It's propped up against the table leg, and it's not lying flat. Both the four and the five are showing.)
Chandler: Here it is! Here it is!
Monica: That could be a four or a five. It's your call.
Chandler: It's a four.
Monica: I think so too.
(Cue up the music as they move in and kiss. This time I think it's Perry Como, but I'm not sure. It's Everybody loves somebody, sometime! Everybody falls in love somehow! Something in your kiss, just told me, my sometime, is now!)
[Scene: A Little White Chapel, Chandler and Monica are entering.]
Chandler: Hello! One marriage please!
Monica: Yep, we wanna get married!
The Attendant: Well, there's a service in progress. Have a seat.
Chandler and Monica: All right.
(They both sit down.)
Chandler: (singing) Dum! Dum-dum-dum! Dum! Dum! Dum! Dum-dum-dum!
Monica: What are you doing?
Chandler: Oh, that's The Wedding March. Does, does that freak you out?
Monica: No, only because that's the graduation song.
(The real Wedding March begins playing from behind the closed doors of the chapel.)
Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!
Monica: Are you sure you wanna do this?
(Suddenly the doors burst open, and ROSS AND RACHEL COME OUT ARM-IN-ARM!!!!! And Rachel's carrying a bouquet!!! THEY GOT MARRIED!!!!)
Ross: Well, hello, Mrs. Ross! (Throws some rice.)
Rachel: Well, hello, Mr. Rachel! (Throws some more rice.)
(They storm out into the street.)
Rachel: Wait! (Gets her bearings) Okay!
(She goes one way; he goes the other. The camera pans back to Chandler and Monica, and
needless to say, they're standing there dumbstruck as The King's (Elvis Presley to the
yougin's) Viva, Las Vegas begins to play. Sing along with me now, "Viva! Las Vegas!
Vivaaaaaa! Vivaaaaa! Las Vegassssss!!" Fade to Black.)
Chandler and Monica are still standing there dumbstruck
Chandler: Oh my God! Did you see that?
Monica: I think so
Chandler: I mean I cant believe that, do you think they got back together? Or maybe they were just very very drunk?
Monica: I think so (still confused)
A member of the chapel staff comes up to the two of them
Staff: Are you ready now, (she checks her clipboard) party of Bing?
Monica: Are we?
Chandler: I dont know what do you think we should do? I mean do we really want to rush in to this, do we want to do what Ross and Rachel just did?
Monica: I love you, and whatever you decide well do
Chandler looks at Monica and suddenly picks her up carrying her into the Chapel
Chandler: I love you too
We see the doors close behind them
[Cut To Inside Of Chapel]
Chandler and Monica are standing together, and an Elvis comes up to them,
Elvis: Are you ready?
Chandler and Monica: Yes
Elvis: Do you have the rings?
Chandler: Oh yeah right here (he reaches into his back pocket and produces two rings
Monica: Where did you get those?
Chandler: Oh yeah, em I was actually going to ask you to marry me and em urrr I just thought that that was the best opportunity to do it
Monica: Oh I love you so much
They kiss again
Elvis: (cough) Excuse me, Im kinda on a schedule here
Chandler: Oh sorry
Elvis: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife etc
Chandler: I so do!
Elvis: (To Monica) Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband to have and to hold, etc
Monica: I do
Elvis: I now pronounce you Man and Wife
They kiss and that is accompanied by Fools Rush In sung by Elvis ( Las Vegas, signs, fools rush in, marriage in wedding chapels, what does that remind me of, maybe it was a movie I saw?)
[Cut To Door of Honeymoon Suite In Their Hotel]
Their about to walk into the room, when Monica taps Chandler hard on the back
Chandler: Oh sorry, I almost forgot, Mrs Bing
Monica: Thats alright Mr. Bing
Chandler: Thats already my name
Monica: I know, how about, I almost forgot Mr. Gellar
Chandler: Yeah thats better
Monica: Okay, come on lets go in
Chandler picks her up and carries her across the threshold
Chandler: Ive carried you twice in a couple of hours, Im gonna need to see a doctor
Monica: Shut up and kiss me
Chandler: Okay good plan
He kicks the door closed
[Scene: Outside The Casino]
Joey and Phoebe are standing outside
Phoebe: Okay, we have to think of a plan to get back in there, I cant let that lurker win, its me against her!
Joey: Okay, come on well think of a plan
Phoebe: But that security guy is standing at the door
Joey: Do you want me too knock him out Phoebs?
Phoebe: No, thanks honey but I have a plan
She looks around a few times then takes a deep breath
Phoebe: OH MY GOD THAT MAN IS KILLING HER!
The security guard runs up to Phoebe
Guard: What mam?
Phoebe: I just saw a man drag a poor defenseless woman behind that corner
Guard: Right, lady thats terrible excuse, cmon, give me a little credit
Phoebe: Your right, Im sorry, look cmon Im sorry, could you please give my friend and I another chance (she stands there with her hair in her mouth looking really innocent)
Guard: Okay, but I dont want to hear about you for the rest of the night, go on in (he gestures)
Phoebe and Joey: Thank you!
They go back in and immediately Phoebe spots the lurker. They both see a man leave a machine, then they eye each other, then they start to run for it. There is music of The Eye O f The Tiger playing and the following are scenes of how they get there. Phoebe runs by knocking over a fat man and his quarters, the lurker knocks down a little kid, Phoebe jumps onto the craps table and off it again, then the lurker runs through the security guard, they both reach the Machine at the same time and try to put the quarters in at the same time, the Lurkers goes in she pulls the lever. Then she gets the jackpot
Lurker: I won, I won, ha ha ha
She is about to collect the money when the security guard comes up to her, holding his eye
Guard: Excuse me maam, Id like to escort you off the premises
Lurker: But, but, I did ..
Phoebe: Yeah bye tuts
The lurker gets escorted away, and Phoebe collects her money from the machine
Phoebe: Yeah, no-one messes with me
[Cut to Joey and His Hand Twin]
Joey: Look cmon, would you not even think about it? Please, Identical hand twins, do you not want to be a millionaire or something?
Hand Twin: Yes I do want to be a millionaire, but frankly I think youre a lunatic and please leave me alone
Joey: You know what I dont think that youre my hand twin, I think youre my evil hand twin
Hand Twin: Yes, thats right I am your evil hand twin
Joey: Well dont expect me to stand around and talk to you anymore
Joey gets up from the blackjack table and leaves
Hand Twin: YES!
[Scene: Next Morning Chandler and Monicas Hotel Suite]
Chandler: I cant believe Im waking up next to you as your husband
Monica: Me too, I mean I didnt think wed ever get this far
Monica: I mean, I never thought wed get married because your so afraid of commitment
Chandler: Oh, well thats okay
Monica: Oh my god, I just remembered about Ross and Rachel
Chandler: Oh yeah! I wonder what happened with them, maybe they got back together, I mean they were up in their room all night
Monica: Yeah, maybe it just seems weird, I mean Ross would but Rachel wouldnt just rush in too getting married like that
Chandler: Dont worry about them, this is our honeymoon were on and we dont want to be thinking about other peoples failed marriages
Monica: Yeah your right
They kiss again
Monica: So when are we gonna talk about children?
Chandler kisses her very quickly to shut her up
Okay thanks for reading this far I hope your enjoying it, weve reached halfway
for the first time and I hope well be reaching it a lot for a long time. Hopefully
in each series I can write about 24 episodes, and please dont forget to add your
comments about F.R.I.E.N.D.S 2 at the end of this story, and please tour the rest of my
site. So anyway see you next time and enjoy the next half of this episode which will
feature Ross and Rachel.
[Scene: Ross and Rachels Bedroom]
Ross wakes up at the same time as Rachel and they look at each other
Rachel: What are you doing in my bed?
Ross: Me? What are you doing in my bed? This is my BED!
Ross looks at his watch and then notices his wedding ring
Ross: What the hell is that on my finger
Rachel looks at her finger
Rachel: Oh God
Ross: Oh no, you dont think!
Rachel: Of course not, why would we do that. We probably just became Jewelers or something
Ross: I just cant believe this Ive been married 3 times and Im about to get divorced again for the third time
Rachel: (disappointed by his answer) Yeah
Ross: Rachel, Im sorry I let this happen I mean I dont even remember a thing
Rachel: Its okay Ross I was to blame too, well you can look on the bright side at least you said the right name this time
Ross: (laughs) Yeah at least and hey look the pen is gone off your face
Rachel: Well yeah, I was sweating last night
Ross: Oh yeah
Rachel: So what do you want to do now
Ross: I want an Aspirin and some breakfast
Rachel: Okay, then we can find the others
[Scene: The Casino]
Phoebe is still playing the slot machines and she looks extremely tired, then she wins again
Phoebe: (sarcastic) Yay, I win again
Joey comes up to her
Joey: Hey Phoebs, did you see anyone else? I havent seen Ross, Rachel or Chandler and Monica
Phoebe: (not really listening) No
Joey: Hey, how much have you won?
Phoebe: Seven Hundred and Thirty One Dollars and Seventy-Five Cents
Joey: Wow, how long have you been at this?
Phoebe: About 12 Hours now
Joey: Okay, well Im going to try and find Chandler
Phoebe: Okay, goodbye
Joey walks off and on his way he sees Ross and Rachel coming out of a lift.He walks over to meet them
Ross: Oh hey Joey
Joey: So where did you guys disapear to last night? I couldnt find you anywhere
Rachel: Well we kinda got married
Ross: Dont worry Joey it was an accident
Rachel: (laughing) Well we kinda got a little drunk
Joey: So what are you gonna do
Ross: Well I guess the only thing we really can do is get a divorce
Joey: Yeah, too bad you two probably could have got together, so anyway have you guys seen Chandler or Monica around
Ross: No, sorry there probably around here somewhere
Joey: Okay, Ill catch you guys later, you know maybe you too shouldnt get a divorce
Rachel: (laughing) Yeah maybe Joe
[Scene: Chandler And Monicas Hotel Suite]
They are still lying in bed
Chandler: I think wed better get up, you know the others are probably wondering what happened
Monica: Yeah, I guess so but you know I wish that we could just stay here forever you know
Chandler: No, actually I dont know, because I dont think I could ever live here you know, I mean New York is great, people step over you like a piece of dirt on the ground, its great!
Monica: I suppose, but its really nice out here
Chandler: Well we have the rest of our lives to talk about stuff like that
Monica: Yeah, we do
They kiss again
Chandler: Alright come on lets get up and get some breakfast Im starving
Monica: We can stay in the Honeymoon Suite right?
Chandler: Of course honey, this is our honeymoon, its fits in rather well with the Honeymoon Suite dont you think
Monica: Okay, and were gonna have to talk about the way you talk to your wife okay
They get up out of bed and get dressed
[Cut to outside of Suite]
Chandler shuts the door after him and Monica
Chandler: Alright come on Mrs. Bing lets get some breakfast
Monica: Coming, Oh my God, Chandler wheres my ring
Chandler: What, you dont have it
Monica: Of course I dont have it otherwise I wouldnt be asking you were it is
Chandler: Maybe you left it at the chapel last night
Monica: Oh yeah, I remember now I went to put it on but it didnt fit so I put it in my pocket when we were signing the forms, it must have fallen out
Chandler: Well well go back and get it, after breakfast
Monica: (agreeing) After breakfast
[Cut to Lounge]
Chandler and Monica come out of the lift and Joey, Ross and Rachel are sitting in the reception area
Joey: (spotting them) Hey guys! Were did you two disappear to last night
Monica: (excited) We got married!
Joey: Oh my god thats great news so did Ross and Rachel
Chandler: Yeah we know we saw them there last night
Ross: (looking embarrassed) Really?
Monica: (to Rachel) So do you want to tell us what happened last night
Rachel: Yeah well last night was just an accident, we were very drunk
Chandler: So what are you guys gonna do about this
Joey: (excited) There getting a divorce
Ross looks at him
Joey: (confused) What is that not a good thing?
Chandler: Well me and Monica have to go back down to the chapel place because she lost her wedding ring there
Monica: So were gonna go back there after breakfast
Rachel: This is great you guys I cant believe your married
Ross: Yeah, I mean who would have thought that the first time you met my sister, that you were gonna get married eight years later
Chandler: Yeah, but who would have thought that yesterday afternoon you would be getting married later that night even though your not together!
Ross: Yeah I see what you mean
Phoebe comes over to them looking absolutely exhausted
Phoebe: (drowsily) Hey you guys, Im done now Ive won a thousand dollars on blackjack and the slots, hey did somebody get married
She falls onto the chair asleep
Chandler: Okay, lets get some breakfast
They walk away from the couch leaving Phoebe lying there asleep
[Scene: The Breakfast Room]
Chandler, Monica, Rachel, Ross and Joey are all seated around a big table
A waiter comes over to them
Waiter: May I take your orders?
Chandler: Yes, Ill just have toast and a coffee
Monica: Same for me too, but make my coffee a de-caff
Ross: Ill have toast and some cereal and a coffee
Rachel: Nothing for me please Im not hungry, just a coffee
Waiter: And for the Italian gentleman?
Joey: Em, Ill have toast, eggs, fried bacon, sausages, oatmeal, coffee, rashers, scones and a cream filled donought if you have one
Waiter: Im sure we may have some in the back
Joey: Great, thanks a lot
Ross, Rachel and Monica look at him in disgust
Rachel: Joey, are you insane that stuff will kill you eventually
Joey: Are you kiddin me Ive had this breakfast every single day of my life
Chandler: Yes, yes its true, every single day youve no idea how much it costs
Rachel: Okay Joe, thats fine, just let all that cholesterol kill you
Joey: (confused) Whats cholesterol?
Ross: Well you know what never mind
Rachel: So when are you going back over to the wedding chapel to look for your ring
Monica: As soon as were finished breakfast, because it was a great ring, it was a diamond
Ross: They gave you a diamond! They only gave us a cheap copper ring
Monica: No Chandler bought it for me
Rachel: Awwhh, why didn't you get me a diamond ring Ross
Ross: Well, you see I didn't expect that we'd be getting married tonight
Rachel: (sarcastic) Of course
[Fade Out of Scene]
[Fade Back In]
The four of them are looking at Joey stuffing himself but Joey doesnt notice them, suddenly he stops
Joey: Im full
Chandler: Ross, ya owe me five bucks
Monica: Come on wed better get down to the chapel before they find the ring and sell it or something
Chandler: Yeah your right come on
Rachel: Can we go with you?
Chandler: Sure, come on were going now
They get up from the table and walk out of the hotel, as they leave the camera cuts to
Phoebe showing her still asleep
[Scene: Wedding Chapel]
The five enter the Chapel to find a lot of police there. Chandler walks over to a police officer
Chandler: Sorry officer, do you know whats going on here
Police Officer: Yeah, apparently this Elvis guy was running this Chapel illegally, he did a runner before we got here and anyone whos ever gotten married here it wasnt legal
Chandler looks at Monica
[Fade Out Of Scene]
The lurker is back in the hotel and is playing a slot machine Phoebe sees her and starts to walk over to her
Phoebe: Im gonna get you yet
Lurker: (Sees Phoebe) Oh your back well you cant stop me now. Im gonna keep playing these machines forever
Phoebe: Fine, but I just wanted to call a truce
Lurker: Okay, but go away now okay
Phoebe: Sure Bye
She pretends to walk away but hides behind slot machine
Phoebe picks up a hot cup of coffee and walks up behind the lurkers back
She waits for the lurker to put money out of her cup, then quickly Phoebe switches the two cups
The lurker reaches into her cup for another quarter
Phoebe: (triumphantly) Ha Ha Ha
Phoebe walks away