Written by: Christi Haines
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters Bright, Kauffman, and Crane productions and warnerbros. and NBC do.This is only for entertainment not for profit
(This is what I think the last episode of the seventh season should be, Monica and Chandler have been married for about 3 months and Phoebe still lives with them and Rachel still lives with Joey, Phoebe and Joey are you now sneaking around like Monica and chandler did .Also they did at their wedding like Monica and chandler did it at Ross.Also Ross and Rachel are going out again .....seriously going out .)
(Opening scene , Joey chandler and Monica are seated in chandler, Monica and phoebes apart.. chandler and Monica on the couch, Joey is on the floor)
Joey: and then........he touched me (makes a squirmy face grossed out)
Monica: Joey hes a doctor..........you fell asleep on the weighing scale anyways...he HAD to move you
Chandler: YEAH thats true Joe
Joey: I know I was tired. not "doing it" for awhile makes me tired ( hes only joking cuz hes doing it with Phoebe)
Chandler:YES I know (looks at Monica)
Monica: (not realizing what he said) WHAT!! stop looking at me ....stop looking at me.......why are you looking at me like that
Chandler: no reason youre just very beautiful....so you wanna go...mix it up (like he does in TOW Rachels sister)
Monica: You know I cant I have to wait for the call from my doctor ...so he can tell me when my appointment is for a check-up....
Chandler: (saddened) well OK then
NEXT scene (next day later Joey and Rachels Apart.)
(Phoebe Joey and Rachel are there)all around the counter)
Rachel: We know Joey .....he touched you. You told us yesterday
Joey: I know that I did but it is just sooo bluhewwww (makes a face and shakes) that I had to tell you again
Rachel: (joking ) You know Joey ...in certain doctors offices they have women that do that...you know the moving of the sleeping people.......you should suggest that to your doctor
Joey: (happy again) smiles) not realizing it was a joke)
Phoebe: (not realizing it was a joke either ) You know I should get that job!
(Joey nods along ,.....Rachel gives the "you are so stupid look")
(Joey and Phoebe go over to sit down and turn the t.v on. On the TV the discovery channel is on and they are stuck to it for some reason) dont ask me I couldnt think of anything)
Rachel: well Im off to my doctors appointment. BYE!
(Joey and Phoebe still mesmerized by the TV wave from behind them)
Joey: soooo. How you doin??
Phoebe: hehehehe (laughing)
Joey: so you wanna (points to the bedroom)
Phoebe :(excited) OK!
(Monica is talking on the phone you cant hear what shes saying)
Monica: OK thank you doctor ( starts crying as Ross enters)
Ross: Mon , whats the matter?? (goes over to her and tries to comfort her)
Monica: nothing (pulls away ) can you just go get chandler PLEASE ????
Ross: OK OK (backs away) (mumbles ) Im afraid for him, whatever he did.. (he leaves goes into the hallway and into Rachels and Joey's apartment. where Chandler and Joey are playing Playstation)
J/C: HEY (very into the game)
Ross: hey chandler ,wifey needs you across the hall
Chandler:ok ......but...... (points to the TV) just one more level.
Ross: GO ....shes crying man
Chandler: Joey Ill be right back ....OK
Joey: (didnt really listen) sure Ill have some pizza
Chandler:ummm OK ...well Ross I guess you should order pizza
Ross: (confused still) uh Yeah Ok
(chandler exits to his apart. )
Chandler: Mon honey
Monica: Im in here (in their bedroom ) she comes out)
Monica: the doctor called with the results from my appointment (shes still crying)
Chandler: well what did he say???(he is hugging her)
Monica:he said , (stops crying ,pulls away and smiles at him) whispers something to him)
Chandler: Oh I know what that means( smiles too) SOoo we really are going to have a baby
Monica:(nods) smiling)SO are we going to go tell everyone???
Chandler :YUH....(excitedly) come on (pulls her and runs out into the hall , but stops before joeys and Rachels apart.).........so whyd you do that anyways ....you made me nervous.....
Monica: you know me......(chandler is still waiting for an explanation) (quietly)I thought it would be fun (excited)LOUDER) BUT ARENT I A GREAT ACTRESS!
Chandler: yeah youre better than Joey.....shhhh but dont tell him I said that
(Joey and Rachels apart., Monica and chandler are still out in the hall talking)
Joey: ummm wheres Chandler......(hes still playing the playstation game)
(as chandler and Monica enter)holding hands)
All : hi
Ross/Rachel: WE GOT ENGAGED!!
Monica: (whispers to Chandler) See it is possible ....
( remember TOW with Monicas Thunder Monica said that when they said got engaged she was going to announce that she was pregnant,and Chandler said "How is that possible")
(Rachel shows Monica and chandler the ring)
Monica: Oh my god you guys!!!!
Chandler: congratulations you guys!.... So what has everyone been up to??
Joey: well...... (interrupted by chandler)
Chandler: we know Joey he touched you!
Joey no ...but it is about that.....Rach told me that they have women who do that....you know move the people that fall asleep......Phoebe said she might look into that job too!
(everyone is confused except Phoebe . And Rachel because she is now giving him "you are so stupid look") by this time everyone is drinking champagne to celebrate their engagement)
C/M : ( at the same time)......thats good Joey but we have good news TOO!
C/M : WERE GOING TO HAVE A BABY!
EVERYONE: YAAAAAAAA ( they all go into that hug thing that they did in TOW the Embryos)
All: when did you find out !
Monica: just a few minutes ago .Well see I was pretending that the doctor said something bad.....you know for fun.....and I was crying and then I told chandler who I think was more excited than me.....(looks confused) anyways ...so thats how we found out.
Phoebe: Ha ...I already knew!
EVERYONE : WHAT! ( confusion again)
Phoebe: I knew that already.....Im physic.
Ross: Anyways........Congratulations you guys
Joey : Oh since were all telling something Ill tell something too( he looks at
Phoebe , she looks at him) (he doesnt know if he should ) (thinks) Never mind....Phoebe ...can I see you in the hall for just one minute
(they exit to the hall)
Joey: When are we going to tell them .
Phoebe : I dont know ....I think its exciting.....dont you.???? no wonder Monica and Chandler kept it a secret for so long when they did it.
Joey : yeah I think its exciting ....but I cant keep a secret .......(whining)
Phoebe: dont worry about that now OK . Lets go congratulate ALL our friends OK
(Chandler is on the couch asleep) Rachel enters)
Rachel: (loudly) HEY!
Chandler:(is awoken by her) wha what
Rachel: Wheres Mon???
Chandler: I dont know ( he hears a throwing up sound coming from the bathroom) (thinks) he points to the bathroom) in there........ (she walks towards the bathroom) I dont think you want to go in ........
Rachel: Whoa... never mind hey chandler do you remember your engagement night??
Chandler: yeah I was THERE
Rachel: well anyways.....Remember when Mon said she would announce that she was pregnant on our engagement night.
Rachel: I just thought that it was a coincidence. I was just wondering if she was just kidding ...you know about her being pregnant........ ( chandler looks mad) ummmm nevermind ....bye-bye
Chandler: No dont leave. why would you ever say that. Shes your friend she would never do that. You knew her longer than me and I even knew that Mon would never do that
Monica: (enters from the bathroom, talking to herself) Im definitely sterilizing that WHOLE bathroom tomorrow. Oh hi Rach why are you here??
Rachel: Hi ( feels guilty now)
Chandler : nothing honey she was just borrowing your great spatelar! and shes leaving now (opens the door and pushes Rachel out the door) ok go to bed and Ill be there in a minute.
(Music playing same song that wason during the end scene of TOW the proposal you can see Ross and Rachel dancing to it and the flash to Monica , Chandler, and Phoebes apart. Chandler and Monica are dancing to the same song)