The One Where They're Having A Girl And A Hawaii
Written by: FRNDSNPO5 ( Rachel) and PicPerfict (Carly)
Disclaimer: The characters and their stories belong to Bright, Kaufman, and Crane and NBC and Warner Brothers. I mean no infringement and make no profit.
Scene 1 Monica and Rachel's
Monica is pacing around the apartment. Rachel enters
Rachel: Hey Mon
Rachel: Are you ok? You seem like you're a nervous wreck.
Monica: That's cause I am a nervous wreck.
Rachel: What's wrong?
Monica: Okay remember last week when I went to the doctor for my cold?
Monica: I didn't go cause I had a cold. I went to take a pregnancy test.
Rachel: Oh my god.
Monica: The doctors just call and I am pregnant.
Rachel: OHMYGOD MON that's great.
Monica: (whispering) shhhhh!!!....... Keep your voice down, I haven' t told
Rachel: (whispering) ohmygod Mon that's great. .....(gives Monica a BIG hug)
Scene 2 -- Joey and Chandlers
Joey Ross and Chandler all in kitchen/livingroom, Joey's one night stand ( as usual) is still asleep in his bedroom.
ROSS: So did you ask her yet?
JOEY: Yo, dude don't you think that'd be a little weird, I mean I barely know her! (under his breath) - although she was the best sex i've had since last week.
ROSS: sorta laughing, man - not you!....... Chandler, did you speak to Monica about your little va-ca-tion?
Chandler: Nope not yet. In fact I was on my way over there to tell her.
Ross: Ok cya.
> > In the Girls apartment> > Chandler enters Monica is in her room. Rachel is in the kitchen.
Chandler: Hey Rach.
Chandler: Where's my Monica?
Rachel: Your Monica is in her room resting.
Chandler: ( Getting worried) Why? Is she sick?
Rachel: She's fine don't worry.
( He goes off into her room)
Monica has a pair of shoes sprawled out in the middle of the floor, she is lieing on her bed, and doesn't realize Chandler has walked in the room.
Chandler: AHHH... YOU NEUROTIC NEUROTIC WOMAN.
Monica: AHHHHH - don't do that!!
Chandler: Hunny, you have your shoes, they are.... well they.....ok, they are in the middle of the floor!, That's so un-you!
Rachel runs in
Rachel: OH MY GOD!..... You guys what happend?! Monica are you ok?...
Chandler: Would somone please tell me what's going on here?!
Monica: what's going on?.... Nothings going on, why would something be going on, and if somthing was going on, don't you think I'd tell you?.... and since I haven't told you anything, something must not be going on.
She pauses, and gasps for air
Chandler: Alright. Rachel could you please excuse us?
Chandler: Honey I need to talk to you.
Monica: I need to talk to you to but I'm awfully tired so can you lay here with me and we can talk about it later.
Chandler: Ok sweetie.
He goes to the bed and lays down with her. He feels her forehead.
Chandler: Sweetie your warm. Are you sure you're ok?
Monica: Alright Alright I am not fine?
Chandler: What's wrong?
Monica: Chandler I'm.... I'm.... I'm pregnant.
Chandler jumps up.
Chandler: Pregnant?... hmm... ok you're pregnant, pregnant.
He starts pacing and trips over the shoes on the floor.
Monica: You see that's why we don't keep shoes in the middle of the floor (in a whinning vioce)
Chandler sits next to Monica. Monica starts to cry.
Chandler: Honey, wha... why, why are you crying?
Monica: I don't know!!!
Chandler: Honey I think its great.
Moncia: You do?
Chandler: Of course. We are gonna be parents together.
Monica: I love you.
Chandler: I love you too. I'm have a surprise tonight for you okay.
Chandler: So dont make any plans.
Monica: I won't.
Out in the living room, Rachel is sitting there on the couch when Phoebe enters.
Rachel: Oh Hi Pheebs.
Phoebe: Where is everyone?
Rachel: Well Monica and Chandler are in Monica's room.
Pheebs: ok good, cause I have a surprise for you!
Rachel: ooo really?... what what what?
Pheebs: Yeah ok, stop your nagging toots, it's coming.
Rachel looks at her weirdly. Joey enters.
Pheebs: Oh no.
Joey: What's w/ the third degree?
Pheebs: You...you...ok, I give up I don't know!?
Rrachel seems to of fallen asleep in the arm chair --- though neither of them realizes it.
Joey: oh, ok... So a, Pheebs, how you doin?
Pheebs: Yah, Joey, not going to work!
Joey: Aw man!,
They both leave. Rachel is asleep.
That evening Chandler and Monica have gone out for a romantic dinner now they are walking in the park.
Monica: Its so nice out to night.
Chandler: Yeah it is.
Monica: So what was the big surprise you have for me.
Chandler: It's right her in my pocket.
Monica: Ok I cant take it any longer. What is it????
Chandler: Ok sit down.
He leads her to a bench and she sits down.
Chandler: Close your eyes.
She closes her eyes and Chandler takes something out of his pocket:
Chandler: Ok and open them.
She opens her eyes.
Monica: OHMYGOD 2 tickets to go to Hawaii
Chandler: Yep for me and you and we can have a romantic vacation together.
Rachel and Monica's
Camera focuses >>2 hours later scrolled on the bottom of the screen>> Rachel shown sleeping, all lights off, she's all alone in the house.
Scene: Central Perk -- Everyone sitting around the coffee table ( all but Rachel). Monica and Chandler run in all giggly.
Ross: Hi guys, what's going on!?
Chandler: Well hello boys and girls....
Monica: Where's Rach?... We have somthing to tell all of you!
Pheobe: Out w/ it, what's the news??
Monica: WE ARE HAVING A GIRL AND HAWAII.
Everyone stares at her.
Ross: wha, what?
Chandler: What she means is that we are having a baby girl and me and her are going to Hawaii.
Phoebe: Ohmygod that's great.
Monica: I know.
Pheobe and Monica hug.
Ross: When did you find out?
Monica: This morning.
Ross: And you didn't tell me?
Monica: Ross I had to tell Chandler first.
Phoebe: Oh this is so great you two are gonna be parents.
Monica and Chandler: We know.
Then they kiss.
Rachel Wakes up, looks around, changes position and falls back asleep
TO BE CONTINUED