The One where it get mixed up (2)

PHOE: Hi!! What's up? How are you? What? You wanna know what was in the previous episode of "Friends"? Well that's easy!! (cut to : (only pictures no sound because the sound is Phoebe talking) Central Perk, all the "Friends" are in there. Chandler on the one-man-couch, Monica Phoebe and Joey are in regular couch, Rachel on the chair and Ross is just standing like he just arrived; Monica is yelling on Chandler) Monica was really pissed off on Chandler. She was screaming on him etc. Later (cut to: Chandler's room, Rachel and Chandler are on the bed talking ) Chandler told Rachel that Monica basically had a crush on him, what made him to break up with Kathy for the excuse [We hear on the BG Chandler says (along with the Picture)" Kathy is soul mate but not girlfriend "] He told that to Monica and she ran away not telling him anything... after that... story he and Rachel carried away to sex and decided to go away and think in another country... and they hadn't had the chance to tell anyone! (Cut to: Ross's apt. he & Monica talk) Ross decided to move with Carol, Susan and Ben to London for three years! So Monica decided to go with him and so they decided not to tell anyone about that. Joey (Cut to: the airport, Joey & Caroline enter talking) got drunk and told someone very rich that he will move with her to another country and went on a plane to... there. And I (cut to: Phoebe in a phone cell the man tries to talk to her from outside) had problems with the Mafia because I was in a new job who turned to be a... whores one. So I ran away with client's money because I worked very hard!... ok... it's not what it sounds like I did a massage! So then a Mafia boy got me telling me an excuse... it was a hidden camera stuff... so I used the money to go on this plane... and then... well... that's it! (Waking up) what was that?

Scene: a house, a big one Joey comes in with plenty suitcases over there we see Caroline (CRLN) and her father (FTR)]

CRLN: well... dad... actually I wished that Joey would stay here for a few weeks

[Scene: an ally Phoebe is running away from agent Fox Mulder (AFM) (guess played by who) and agent Dana Scully (ADS) (take another guess...) in the Background X-files theme... she gets to a dead end)

(ADS & AFM are pulling their guns slow-motional and shooting Phoebe we here her shout "NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!")

[Cut to: airplane Phoebe (with the suitcase) is waking up seeing Jillian Anderson (JA) near her the X-files continues]

PHEO (her mind): well... they went until here but... I will go on another plane... again... what do I care? I have money!! (looking on the suitcase) plenty of it!!

MON: you better guess good because it's the 10^th hotel I'm leaving because of the dirty room and I don't want to be pissed off!!!!!!!

[Ross and Monica are getting the tickets and start walking to the elevator when they reach there they call it]

ROSS: relax Mon! We're going to have fun! ...Then you're gonna get a job!!! But!! It'll be FUN!!

MON: I can't wait to see what she thinks about what I did... Mrs. organize just... going without something organized!!

RACH: from all the places from all the world why the city where Ross's child in...

CHAN: because I was planning to go to France... Paris!! Euro-Disney!! But then I met my mom who will pay ALL THE EXPENSES OF THE TRIP!!! I have here her London account number... [going to the clerk] Can I get the royal suite please

CLRK: you think that I hadn't already... "talked" with her? She WAS in this hotel!! Give me some facts!!

CLRK: (telling it slowly) ok... after all the initials! I'll ask you again, which room?

JOEY: see? After all those... unimportant details... Can I have the royal suit?!

CLRK: yea... (printing in the computer and using the credit card) for how long do you wish to stay?

[they go... as they go Phoebe enters in dark leather cloths and sun glasses the Hotel and in whisper voice stalks to the clerk]

[they keep talking but we can't hear them because the scene cuts to the elevator Monica comes she looks at the person near the clerk then goes away we cut back to Phoebe]

CLRK: then pay for now... (checks the money while he tells her the exact money and she pays (we don't hear anything because) scene cuts again to the elevators side now Monica and Ross enters]

MON: if you think it's the FBI... or the MI6 then I heard that they are pretty handsome...

RACH: no!! I told her on the machine on the first phone call outside the plane be home this time!!

CHAN: nothing happened! Believe me! And... (Enthusiast) beside of that!!! We are in the hotel!!

CHAN: um... the big important trivia question (announcer voice) was it a fling or not?

RACH: Ross... (well... that's the part where all the crowd is doing the "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!" thing I'd rather it won't happen... I mean: "it's not your problem!!" J )

[Scene: Joey's suite he's sleeping in the bed after a... sport with Caroline we guess... she gets dressed leaving a note and the pink suitcase]

JOEY: (sleep) you are... the kind of women who slept with Joey... you are one of a Million... one of a billion of a...

CHAN: yea? I thought so... anyway I'll sleep in the other room of the suite and tomorrow we'll be back...

JOEY:" dear... your name. I had to leave I'm sorry to drag you over here but after you paid there's nothing else to do by the way nice paying..." I know!!! "my dad called he picked me up don't worry about me on the suitcase you'll find a little cash so you'd be able to go back to your country and a... souvenir... good luck... CAROLINE"

[Scene: the hotel. the camera focuses on a sign "DINNER TONIGHT AT 20:30-22:30" we zoom out to the dining room entrance Ross & Monica enters]

[They get in and sit after that Chandler and Rachel are coming and noticing them they go back out side where the scene cuts to]

RACH: from all the hotels all over the world your mom AND Ross had to pick up the same hotel!!!!

[Cut to: Chandler and Rachel are coming in the dining room they acting like not noticing Ross and Monica which look at them in surprise they sit and kiss]

ROSS: I decided to move here for the 3 years with Ben, Carol and Susan as in emissary from the museum

MON: and I decided to stay as long as the bank allows it... what are you doing here?

CHAN: you know... (kissing Rachel) we are just decided to go on a trip... to think

RACH: what? Oh, yea with me! But you're wrong!! 'cause with Chandler it's different

MON: what? Huh? Oh yea I met her today I hadn't had the chance talk her we're gonna meet her at 22:00

RACH: he told me that he broke up with Kathy I felt compassion on him and.... we realized that we are destiny for each other and then... it's just happened

CHAN: no... My suit... actually me & Rachel's suite! She's so nice and pretty...

RACH: I'm telling you!! We were talking in Chandler's room I lied down on his bed he did so too and then was the... most passionate kiss ever!!

[Joey is coming to the dining room he notices Rachel and Monica talking and comes behind Monica on Rachel's notice to scare her around...]

MON: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (Noticing that it's Joey) what the hell are you doing here?

JOEY: I don't know I just know that I came with a girl with... (Thinking) cool breasts...

MON: ok anyway you made our job easier we need to go to the bathroom would you mind to wait for Ross & Chandler?

CHAN: not after the second time you broke up!!! Are you saying that you want her for yourself?

MON: (beat) why should I want THIS? Really why should I want to be with "Chandly"?

JOE: and... and!! Monica just gave me a French one... I love this place!! Where are we?

CHAN: let me explain... Ross doesn't want Monica you just shouldn't talk about her with him

[Montage: (in the background Counting Crows- Rain King (personal preference you can change it...) Chandler is kissing Rachel Ross and Monica looks envy... Monica "frenches" Joey Chandler and Ross looks Joey gives then the "ok" sign... Ross looks like he don't know what to do. then Joey goes and we see Chandler goes after Joey and Ross goes after them then we see the girls fight near the table !when the guys not there)... then back to everyone on the table acting normal we see Monica drinks and gives the cup to Joey who drinks and looks at Chandler and Ross envy he gives them again the ok sign Rachel kisses Chandler as Ross looks envy and hides behind the table while Monica quickly kisses Joey who falls in the middle from his chair then he sees Ross under the table and does the ok sign. Close-up on Rachel- fine Ross - envy Chandler -envy Monica envy and kisses Joey and Joey does the ok sign... the music comes to the end of the chorus and fades)

(Chandler and Ross look at him in "YOU ARE DEAD" look. Suddenly Phoebe comes with the leather cloth from earlier)

PHOE: the men... (Looks somewhere) come on!! Let's go to someone's room I'll tell you then!

CHAN: (terrified) ok... let's go to my room... I mean suite... I mean our.... I mean me and Rachy's

PHOE: ... and then the supposable hidden camera man told me no to use the money so I ran away from the Mafia to... here!

(Time lapse- all the gang (Phoebe- not included!) Are in the royal suit exhausted)

MON: well... fine! Joey! Can I sleep in your room tonight? (everyone look at her with surprise)

CHAN: (calm-down) well… the deal is that… (Hysterically) Ross wants to come back with you but Monica still don't care about me so… Please please!! Please!!!! Explain him the situation or something or just stay with me so Monica will stay with me 'cause I really really REALLY!!! Want her…

CHAN: um… (Hysterically) Ross wants to come back with you but Monica still don't care about me so… Please please!! Please!!!! Explain him the situation or something or just stay with me so Monica will stay with me 'cause I really really REALLY!!! Want her so PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!!!

[CUT TO: later outside the room Chandler comes outside Ross seems to be pretty upset about him]

ROSS: (slowly, not looking on Chandler) she wants to take a little time to think

ROSS: (after a silence) fine! Fine… (Interested) how did you & Rach end up here?

[Scene: Phoebe running in the hotel holding a camera in her hand chased by a man and a woman]

WOMAN: no!!! we only want our camera back!! We didn't think that that would scare you so much!!

(the man and the woman keep chasing after Phoebe) To Be Continued Next on E's fake "Friends" episodes: Chandler and Monica or maybe Chandler and Rachel or maybe Rachel and Ross or maybe Chandler and Ross (kidding, kidding) or maybe Monica and Joey? Will Phoebe stay ok or the TV people will catch her? What with the Chick and The duck?! And finally Will they go back to the apartments?