This is the highlights for Season
Seven in Friends. This section is not yet complete.
I will soon have screen caps and more quotes from
Funniest Episode in Season Seven-The One Where
They're Up All Night (I've had many emails of people
saying that they didn't think this ep was that funny,
let alone the funniest in season seven. Thanks for your
comments, I'll probably change it soon)
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment,
there is a beeping noise coming from the living room
and Phoebe sleepily goes to investigate.]
Phoebe: (crossing her
fingers and closing her eyes) Please dont be
a space ship. Please dont be a space ship. (She
turns on the light and looks around and finds that
its the smoke detector thats beeping.)
Oh thank God! (She moves a chair over and starts to
investigate how to make the beeping turn off, in frustration
she yanks the thing off of the wall. She sets it down
and heads for bed, just as she gets there it beeps
again. She opens the cover and removes the battery,
but it still beeps.) How could you be beeping?! I
just disconnected you! I took out your battery! How
Smoke Detector: Beep!
Phoebe: Dont interrupt
[Scene: The Fire Escape,
Joey and Ross have reached the last landing. Joey
is tugging on the ladder that extends to the ground,
but it wont budge.]
Joey: All right, it wont
go down any further. Its stuck.
Ross: Ugh. Well, were
just gonna have to jump. (Joey looks at him.) Yeah.
Now, were gonna have to make sure to land to
the right of that patch of ice, okay? Not hit the
dumpster on the other side and uh, and try to avoid
that-that weird brownish red stuff in the middle.
So, when you get down there
you go up to the
roof and you let me in.
Joey: Oh whoa-whoa wait
a minute! I have to do it?!
Ross: Yeah! Oh yeah,
youll be fine! It-itll be uh, just like
bungy jumping. Yknow? But instead of bouncing
back up you-you wont.
Joey: What if I smack
my head on the concrete?
Ross: Well, Im
not gonna lie to you Joey, its a possibility.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment,
Phoebe is still investigating the smoke detector trying
to figure out how to stop the beeping.]
Phoebe: Okay. So, this
wire is connected to this wire which plugs into here.
(She points at each as she says it.) Okay so, to get
the beeping to stop all I have to do
up a shoe and proceeds to pummel the smoke detector.
She then gets up and heads to bed, stops, quickly
turns around, and is satisfied that the beeping has
stopped.) Well done, Pheebs. (She resumes her trek
to bed, but is stopped at the entrance to the hallway
by the now steady and extremely loud tone emanating
from the smoke detector.) (Yelling.) What do you want
Best Episode in
Season Seven-The One With Chandler and
Ross: (To Chandler)I
need to talk to you about something.
Ross: Well this uh, this
may be a little awkward.
Chandler: Listen, if
you want to borrow money, its kind of a bad time.
Im buying dinner for 128 people tomorrow night.
Ross: No, its
not that. Umm, now what Im going to say to you,
Im not saying as your friend. Okay? Im-Im
saying as it as Monicas older brother.
Chandler: But youre
still my friend?
Ross: Not for the next
Chandler: During this
are you, are you still my best man?
Chandler: Do I still
call you Ross?
Ross: Okay! You guys
are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt
be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas
older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever
hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness
of any kind, I will hunt you down and kick your ass!
(Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im
serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey!
Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding
Chandler: (smiling) Hey,
I hear what your saying, okay? And, thanks for the
Ross: No problem.
Chandler: So are we
Chandler: Okay. (Pause)
You wont believe what Monicas older brother
just said to me!
Mrs. Bing:(to Chandler
getting merried) Oh honey! This is so exciting! I
thought we screwed you up so bad this day would never
Joey: (To all) Dearly
beloved, Im sorry Im a little late. You
may be confused by this now, (Hes still in costume)
but you wont be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well,
lets get started before the groom takes off
again. Huh? (Monica is shocked and looks around.)
We are gathered here today, to join this man and this
woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. Ive known
Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not
imagine two people more perfect for each other. And
now, as Ive left my notes in my dressing room,
we shall proceed to the vows. Monica?
(She turns to get her
vows from Rachel.)
Monica: (To Rachel) He
Rachel: Go on! Go on.
(She turns back to Chandler.)
Monica: Chandler, for
so long I
I wondered if I would ever find my
prince, my soul mate. Then three years ago, at another
wedding I turned to a friend for comfort. And instead,
I found everything that Id ever been looking
for my whole life. And now
here we are
our future before us
and I only want to spend
it with you, my prince, my soul mate, my friend. Unless
you dont want to. You go!
(Ross leans in to give
Chandler his vows.)
Chandler: (To Ross) No,
thats okay. (Ross nods and retreats.) Monica
I thought this was going to be the most difficult
thing I ever had to do. But when I saw you walking
down that aisle I realized how simple it was. I love
you. Any surprises that come our way, its okay,
because I will always love you. You are the person
I was meant to spend the rest of my life with. You
wanna know if Im sure? (He leans in and kisses
Joey: You may not kiss
the bride. So, I guess by the powers vested in me
by the state of New York and the Internet guys, I
now pronounce you husband and wife. Oh wait! Do you
take each other?
Chandler: I do.
Monica: I do.
Joey: Yeah you do!
Joey: Aw crap! Okayuh
lets-lets do the rings.
(Chandler and Monica
both turn, take the rings from Ross and Rachel respectively,
and place them on each others fingers.)
Joey: We good? Yeah?
Good? Once again, I pronounce you husband and wife.
(To Chandler) Now kiss her again.
(They kiss and everyone
Chandler: (To Monica)
I love you.