for Season Eight.
This is the highlights
for Season Eights in Friends. This section is almost
complete. All I have to add is the screen caps.
the funniest, sadest, and best epsiode quotes in Season
Eight. Also remeber, I think I'm the only one who
does this, as far as I know, so I'm not copying someone
elses work. I've made this and it took a very long
time for all these. The only sources I have used for
it are the scripts for exact quotes. Hope you enjoy
Episode in Season Eight- The One With The
Look at her standing there with those yams! My two
greatest enemies Ross, Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates.
We started a rumor.
Rachel: What rumor?
Phoebe: Oh, come on Will! Just take off your
shirt and tell us!
Ross: It was no big deal. We-we
the rumor was
you had both
and female reproductive parts.
Will: Thats right! We said your parents
flipped a coin, decided to raise you as a girl, but
you still had a hint of a penis.
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God!
Monica: You started that?!
Rachel: What?! You heard that?!
Monica: Everyone at our school heard it!
Chandler: Everybody at my school heard it!
You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?!
Rachel: Monica, how come you never told me
Monica: I thought it might be true. And I was
afraid that you were gonna cry and then show it to
in Season Eight- The Where Joey Tells Rachel
Theres this woman, that I like. A lot. Well,
its complicated. Shes with this other
guy. For a long time. And I could never do that to
the guy, yknow? Ccause were really
Ross: So, uh, this guy, she used to go out
with, is, uh
is he a good guy?
Joey: Yeah, hes the best.
Ross: Then talk to him! He might be fine with
Joey: Oh, I dont know.
Ross: Joey, its worth finding out. I
mean, if you really like her.
Joey: I do! So much! I cant stop thinking
about her! I cant sleep, I
Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to
go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh?
You owe it to yourself. (Walks towards the door until
Joey: Its Rachel.
Oh yknow, I stillI cant believe
it. Joey and Rachel I mean its
like you and me going out, only weirder!
Monica: All right, I know youre hurting,
and I want to be supportive, but dont say that
Ross: Oh my God! What if, what if they get
married? Then hed be the stepfather of my child.
Monica: Honey, I dont think thats
something we need to worry about! First of all hes
never gonna tell her how he feels about her. And even
if he did you have no idea how shed react.
Ross: Sure, because women never like Joey.
Yknow, I think hes a virgin.
How long have we known each other?
Rachel: Um, seven
e-e-eight, eight years.
Joey: Uh-huh, long time.
Joey: But over the past few weeks
(A waiter runs over interrupting Joey.)
Waiter: Hah, sorry about the wait, but it is
mega-jammed in here! We have a couple specials tonight
Joey: Actually uh, could you give us a second?
Waiter: Sure. Sure. (Turns away, then turns
back) Seconds up! (Joey glares at him.) Not
kind of table. (He walks away.)
Rachel: So you were saying?
Joey: Im not quite sure.
Rachel: Okay, well you had asked me how long
we had known each other, and I said, "Eight years."
And the um, waiter came over and cut his tip in half,
now here we are.
Joey: Yeah, here we are. Uhh
I think Im
falling in love with you.
Rachel: (stunned) What?
Joey: Im falling in love with you.
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking
too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke!
(Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont
get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel
realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay.
uh, wow. Are you uh
Joey: Does it really matter?
Rachel: Wow! Wow. Wow. Wow, it is hot in here.
Joey: Okay look Rach, I know this is a lot.
You dont have to say anything. You-you uh, you
take as much time as you need. (Long pause as Rachel
says nothing.) Okay, you gotta say something!
Rachel: Joey, Joey I love you so much, but
Joey: But. (Hangs his head down.)
Episode in Season Eight- The One Where Rachel
Has A Baby
Umm, this is going to be fun. Watch me freak out Chandler.
Monica: Listen uh, I-Ive been doing some
thinking, and I dont know whether its
because were here or Rachels giving birth
but umm, I think we should try to have a baby.
Monica: (freaking out) What-what-whats
Chandler: Okay. Ive been thinking about
it too, and I, I think were ready.
Monica: What?! Are you kidding me?! You-you-you
think were ready to have a baby now?!
Phoebe: Oh, this is fun.
Joey: Youre ready to have a baby? My
boys all grown up!
Geller: I brought something that I want to give
you, assuming of course that you want it. (She holds
up an engagement ring.)
Ross: Ma, youre asking me to marry you?
Mrs. Geller: This is your grandmothers
engagement ring, I want you to give it to Rachel.
Ross: Mom no, come on! Thank you.
Mrs. Geller: Just hear me out!
Ross: N-no! Okay? Weve been through this!
Were not gonna get married just because shes
Mrs. Geller: Honestly! Ross, this isnt
just some girl you picked up in a bar and humped.
A child should have a family.
Ross: Mom, yknow what? I-I cant
deal with this right now. Im sorry
Mrs. Geller: Just
think about it. If you
dont, Ill talk more about humping.
Does that sound like Janice?
Chandler: If its not, then theres
two of them. And that would mean its the end
of the world!
starts crying again.)
Monica: Whats the matter?
Rachel: Oh nothing I
Sorry, I just cant
Ross: The doctor says its completely
normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre
Rachel: So? You guys are all sleep deprived.
I dont see you weeping because you put your
slippers on the wrong feet. Oh God. (Starts to cry
Joey: Whats the matter now?
Rachel: I was reliving it.
Hey. I just saw a woman breast feeding both of her
twins at the same time; it is like a freak show up
here. (Notices shes wiping her eyes.) Whats
Joey: What is it? Hey!
Rachel: Really its nothing. Im
Joey: Rach come on, what?
Rachel: Ive just been thinking about
how my baby and I are gonna be all alone.
Joey: What are you talking about alone? What
Rachel: Oh please, hell be with his real
family, the twins and little miss new boobs.
Joey: Okay, how long was I watching that woman?
Rachel: Im just saying that yknow,
someday Ross is gonna meet somebody and
gonna have his own life. Right?
Joey: Yeah, I guess so.
Rachel: I just never thought I would raise
this baby all by myself. Pretty dumb huh?
Joey: Hey, listen to me, listen to me
are never ever gonna be alone. Okay? I promise thats
not gonna happen.
Rachel: Joey. Honey what would I do without
Joey: You dont have to worry about that
Rachel: Oh, hon can you grab me my other box
of tissues? Theyre right on that chair under
(He moves Rosss coat to get the tissues and
the engagement ring box Mrs. Geller gave him falls
out of the pocket it was inside. Joey goes to one
knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that its
an engagement ring.)
Joey: My God.
(He turns to face Rachel on one knee with the box
Rachel: (seeing the ring) Oh my God. (Pause)
(Joey is stunned.)
(Then we see Ross is carrying a bouquet of flowers
and walking down the hall to Rachels room).